2025-01-13T23:31:01-07:00 "Every time I hold a .223 I get a boner" -- Smokepurpp, Lil Pump x Smokepurpp - DAT MY BESTIE (prod. by Gesco)\n
2024-12-15T20:21:32-07:00 >browsing tinder again\n>read this gal's spotify top artists\n>"lil pump"\n>eyes widen, focus\n>"lil peep"\ndamnt\n
2024-11-27T20:13:31-07:00 LIL PUMP IS BACK\nhttps://soundcloud.com/lilpump/dat-my-bestie-smokepurpp-x-lil
2024-11-15T06:30:16-07:00 your a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe .
2024-11-13T18:16:04-07:00 I smoke snack\nI'm a snack addict\namerican oil companies\ncall that a frack addict\nubuntu\ncall that a snap addict\nwomen abuser\ncall that a wack addict\nlazy mf\ncall that a lack addict
2024-10-05T11:36:09-06:00 Status update: Still a fat retard
2024-06-29T12:47:37-06:00 Dudes hornyposting on patreon with their real full name are truly the most brave souls
2024-02-16T18:07:49-07:00 First one (that I followed) was Mitten Squad
2024-02-16T18:07:09-07:00 Add another to the youtubers I've outlived: twomad
2024-02-16T14:20:00-06:00 Pull out and nut on her face; call that "unhandled exception"
2023-09-16T13:03:35-06:00 I saw a guy at Home Depot with a parrot on his shoulder today
2023-09-13T18:30:50-06:00	Women be like: Oh, I’m gonna sit in my car next to the gas pump for 5 minutes because my X feed is much more important than getting out of the way for other people to pump their gas
2023-09-07T09:34:35-06:00	Inspired by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck">Marijuana Pepsi</a>, I’m gonna name my kid “Sushi Dr. Pepper”