Dylan Guptill, known online as guptill89, is a video producer and general online personality who is most known for their video "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters".

Dylan appears to live in South Berwick, Maine. I did some digging on his site. Here's what I found:

His location can be found in the Town section of his website's photography section. Political campaign signs featured in a few photos can be surmised to conclude that Dylan likely lives in Maine. Additionally, Mr. Guptill snapped a photo of the local Town Hall. Dylan's preferred camera at this time appears to be a Canon Powershot A430. Unfortunately, since that model lacks GPS features, no EXIF location data is provided in the photos.

Dylan's true internet career would launch into infamy with the premier of "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters" on or before Valentine's Day, 2010. This video chronicles the females of what Guptill describes as "Hot Chick Heaven", the Sonic Universe. His list is as follows:

  1. Rouge the Bat
  2. Princess Sally Acorn
  3. Julie-Su the Echidna
  4. Blaze the Cat
  5. Mina Mongoose
  6. Tikal the Echidna
  7. Wave the Swallow
  8. Vanilla the Rabbit
  9. Cosmo
  10. Amy Rose

Mr. Guptill released a revised list later on, which has an intro that is very lulzy. The only surviving footage of this disaster is from a commentary guy with a slight lisp and a toaster from which he records. Video. His list is similar, but I will not include it due to the list being incomplete because of redactions from the video linked above.

Guptill's other legendary videos include "Guptill89 Reviews RayWilliamJohnsons' "Doin' Your Mom!" single" and "Celebration 15 Knux the Echidna [PART 2]".

Dylan also appears to be a coniseur of the arts. He has produced works such as the incredible "Portrait of Tom Hanks" and "Miles "Tails" Prower As an Adult", featured below.

Portrait of Tom Hanks (by the way, you should probably look at this, really lulzy) Miles 'Tails' Prower As an Adult

Website Backup

Vimeo Backup


Spokeo (yeah I'm not paying for that but if you do, please send me results)

Goes without saying, but don't touch the poo here. Guy seems well past his lolcow days, now just makes incredibly corporate-feeling video game reviews.

Lulzy Parody Accounts


Twitter # Note, might have to change to the default x.com

YouTube Archive

Other Articles on Guptill


I would include the link to his KiwiFarms page but since that site is in a little bit of turmoil due to that bitch I'll hold off on linking it. You can find it if you really want to, it's quite easily searchable.

Favorite Quotes of Mine

"Doing... your mom? How... INSULTING!!!"

>"The size of an average human mother"