commodorian’s microblog

Here is the dumping ground for random ideas I come up with spur-of-the-moment style (On the backend this is twtxt) feed


December 14, 1208 3;2EX8
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>browsing tinder again
>read this gal's spotify top artists
>"lil pump"
>eyes widen, focus
>"lil peep"
damnt
November 24, 1208 3;1X64
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LIL PUMP IS BACK
https://soundcloud.com/lilpump/dat-my-bestie-smokepurpp-x-lil
November 13, 1208 11;4254
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your a fag that likes taking miracle whip in the face like a faggot hoe .
November 12, 1208 1;2294
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I smoke snack
I'm a snack addict
american oil companies
call that a frack addict
ubuntu
call that a snap addict
women abuser
call that a wack addict
lazy mf
call that a lack addict
October 5, 1208 15;5030
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Status update: Still a fat retard
June 25, 1208 16;6744
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Dudes hornyposting on patreon with their real full name are truly the most brave souls
February 15, 1208 1;1104
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First one (that I followed) was Mitten Squad
February 15, 1208 1;EE0
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Add another to the youtubers I've outlived: twomad
February 14, 1208 18;40
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Pull out and nut on her face; call that "unhandled exception"
September 14, 1207 17;72
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I saw a guy at Home Depot with a parrot on his shoulder today
September 12, 1207 0;62
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Women be like: Oh, I’m gonna sit in my car next to the gas pump for 5 minutes because my X feed is much more important than getting out of the way for other people to pump their gas
September 7, 1207 13;6E
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Inspired by Marijuana Pepsi, I’m gonna name my kid “Sushi Dr. Pepper”