commodorian’s microblog

Here is the dumping ground for random ideas I come up with spur-of-the-moment style (On the backend this is twtxt) feed

• February 14, 1208 18;40 - Pull out and nut on her face; call that "unhandled exception"
• September 14, 1207 17;72 - I saw a guy at Home Depot with a parrot on his shoulder today
• September 12, 1207 0;62 - Women be like: Oh, I’m gonna sit in my car next to the gas pump for 5 minutes because my X feed is much more important than getting out of the way for other people to pump their gas
• September 7, 1207 13;6E - Inspired by Marijuana Pepsi, I’m gonna name my kid “Sushi Dr. Pepper”